Total Medals Earned: 573 (From 66 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,605 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (65/120 points)
Complete the tutorial levels
Complete level 10
Finish 5 levels with all the lives
Complete level 5
Finish the game if you can
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish 10 levels with all the lives
Medals Earned: 6/6 (165/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
<3
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Get To The End On Your First Game
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
You got your first perfect level score.
You've got 15 Perfect Scores!
You've beaten Push Me! Congrats!
Medals Earned: 22/24 (485/500 points)
Get the "Black Jack's Pearl" artifact.
Get the "Call Of Dan" artifact.
Get the "Crown Of Wisdom" artifact.
Get the "Death Bone" artifact.
Get the "Harp Of Abel" artifact.
Get the "Hero's Box" artifact.
Get the "King's Scepter" artifact.
Get the "Predictor" artifact.
Get the "Raven's Eye" artifact.
Get the "Ring Of The Thief King" artifact.
Get the "Scroll Of Chronicles" atifact.
Get the "Shadow Scarf" artifact.
Finish the game with at least 4 artifacts obtained.
Clear the 1st tower.
Clear the 2nd tower.
Clear the 3nd tower.
Gather all the golden coins scattered throughout the game.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/115 points)
Find the clue...
The Unknown Olympic Sport.
What a clever "War and Peace" joke....
That seems like a lot....
killing Indians...
Maybe it was less of a birthmark and more of a stain?
shake shake shake
They are pretty HIGH up there..... Kinda tall I guess...
Secret